Anonymousso i just got two birthday cards+checks in the mail, from family members
but my birthday isn’t until next week
????
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
i can’t think of a single negative consequence of everybody’s head being replaced with a comically large Mii equivalent
Wouldn’t we all die
what is death but a transition to Miiverse
when i was eight i watched the titanic with my mum and when it got to the scene where rose and jack are having sex, i asked my mum what they were doing and she was like ‘oh they’re just keeping warm’
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